THE RETIREMENT CAFÉ
Retirement Living Made Easy
Welcome to The Retirement Café where you get the best retirement advice for the twenty-first century and retirement information that you won't get from
your financial advisor.
Someone once said, "Life begins when the kids
move out and the cat gets run over." Today, for many people that is when they reach retirement
This website addresses the "new retirement" including topics such as why
you should retire early, where to retire, how to preserve retirement savings, how to generate retirement
income, how to find fun retirement jobs, and how to get involved in fun retirement activities.
The purpose of The Retirement Café is to help the retired and the soon-to-be retired
to better understand their lifetime aspirations, to help them minimize the complexity and uncertainty
associated with retirement, and to allow them to concentrate on what matters most in retirement planning.
Above all The Retirement Café is about how to retire
happy, wild, and free.
Top-10 Dumbest Retirement
Purchasing a larger home than you need or than you can afford
Watching a lot of TV — more than an hour and a half a day is excessive!
Spending a lot of time shopping
Complaining about life
Being afraid to spend the kid's inheritance
Being a miser with your money
Neglecting your health by not indulging in vigorous physical exercise every day
Not making new friendships and neglecting old friends
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Retire Before You Expire — Why Tempt Fate and Die
There Is Life After Retirement
Retirement Planning for Dumb People — Counting on Winning the
Dead Is the New Retirement for Many Baby
Boomers. Working until you
drop dead is the new retirement for many baby boomers.
- Retirement Allows You to Pursue Your First Love — Which Is to Live Life to the
- Retire Early — Here's How!
Winning a Lottery — The Retirement Plan with the Most Bugs to Be Worked
It's a Great Time to Be Retired — There's So Much to Do!
Are You Prepared for Retirement — Think hard!
It's a Great Time to Be Retired — Your Retirement Advantages!
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Retire Now — Don't Die Working
- Does Your Retirement Plan Include Your Spouse?
Why Most Americans and Canadians Suck at Retirement (Planning)
How Retirees Can Be Productive Slackers!
Is Your Retirement Plan Working Until You Drop Dead?
Ready to Retire Happy — Get Real!
Retiring Too Late Means You Don't Get Another Chance to Do It Right!
Retirement Planning Tip — Get More Serious about Leisure than about
7 Secrets to a Happy Retirement
Make My Retirement Plan Your Retirement Plan
- Magical Retirement Plan # 17 — Don't Let How Old You Are Dictate When
You Retire or Enter Old Age
Forget How Old You Are — This Gets More Important the Older You Get
Magical Retirement Plan # 37 — Live Gloriously, Live Happily, and
Magical Retirement Plan #27 — Make the Creation and Maintenance of
Friends Your Overriding Purpose
Magical Retirement Plan #117 — Be a Child Again
Remember That Being Over the Hill Means Picking Up Speed!
Magical Retirement Plan #127 — Find Creative Ways to Kill Boredom
Without a Gun
The Magical Retirement Plan for High Achievers — Don't Retire!
The Ultimate Retirement Plan — Make Retirement the Beginning of Life,
Not the End!
10 Interesting Retirement Pursuits That Are Never Too Late to Undertake
Unless You Are Dead — See Surplus1 File in Real Success
The Best Famous Last Words Ever by Famous and Not-So-Famous People
Top 10 Clues to the Meaning of Life
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